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40 Year Old Virgin | Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you?

8mm | I'll just have to put my, thinking cap on

A Bronx Tale | Remember, the saddest thing in life is wasted talent

Ace Ventura Pet Detective | All righty then - Holy Shit Balls

Addams Family Values | Don't say that - Has the planet gone mad?

Aladdin | Why am I not surprised? - Your time is up

American Pie | This one time at band camp

Anger Management | I said over easy! - Sir, calm down - The whopper with cheese

Animal House | Zero point zero

Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me | Get in my belly

Austin Powers | 100 billion dollars - Do I make you horny baby? - I also like to live dangerously - Right

Back to the Future II | Slacker

Back to the Future | Back to the Future - Damn damn - Doc shock - He's an asshole - He's an idiot. It comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too.

Bad Moms | I feel like everything that comes out of your mouth is a cry for help

Bad Teacher | Ooh - That's bonkers! - When's the last time you had a good dicking?

Banty Raids | Next

Batman | ::Joker dancing:: - Now you want to get nuts?! Come on! Let's get nuts!

Bedazzled | Would the words prince of darkness mean anything to you?

Beetlejuice | ::Beetlejuice Screaming:: - How did you guess? - I myself am, strange and unusual - It's all very personal - It's show time - Nice fucking model - You've read my mind

Beezy Bear | Yoo hoo

Blade Runner | Wake up, time to die

Blades of Glory | No one knows what it means, but it's provocative

Blue Velvet | Fuck that shit

Christmas Vacation | Bingo - I don't know Margo - That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year

Cinderella | Happy Birthday

Clueless | A S L - Ooh, should I write them a note?

Coming to America | Aha - I love the lord, and if love the lord is wrong, I don't want to be right - The royal penis is clean your highness

Con Air | Con Air

Dazed and Confused | All right all right all right

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story | You're about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead | Dishes are done man - I'm right on top of that Rose

Dumb and Dumber | Nice set of hooters you got there - So you're telling me there's a chance

Encino Man | Shoosh

Fist Fight | Who is you, Seabiscuit?

Forgetting Sarah Marshall | Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit - The weather outside is weather

Frankenstein | Would you like one of my flowers?

Ghostbusters II | Better late than never - Can't you stop your lips from flapping for two little minutes? - Happy New Year - Lenny - There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels, okay. - Why am I drippings with goo? - You are like the buzzing of flies

Ghostbusters | This is it, this is the sign - You do your job pencil neck, don't tell me how to do mine

Ghost | I will

Goodfellas | I'm an average nobody. Get to live the rest of my life like a shnook. - Mother fucking piece of shit - What did I tell you?

Grandma's Boy | Please sit on my face

Groundhog Day | Bing - Don't drive angry

Hair-Raising Hare | I'm always interested in meeting interesting people - My, I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives

Half Baked | Doctor said I need a backiotomy

Helter Skelter | Why blame it on me, I didn't write the music?

Higher Learning | I wanted to be an engineer

History of the World, Part I | Hava Nagila - It's good to be the king - Nice, nice. Not thrilling, but nice. - Ok faggot, what's next? - Yes

Home Alone 2 | Merry Christmas you filthy animal - Well hello - Wow. What a hole

Home Alone | ::Marv Screaming::

Hooked Bear | ::Humphrey sighing::

Inglourious Basterds | Nein nein nein nein nein

Jay and Silent Bob | I am the clit commander

Just One of the Guys | What are you a pussy?

Kindergarten Cop | Who is your daddy and what does he do? - You are mine now, you belong to me

Labyrinth | You have no power over me

Meet the Parents | I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

Misery | Have you all got amnesia?

Moving Violations | Yeah fuck him. Rip his nuts off

Mr. Deeds | Genius genius genius

My Cousin Vinny | Everything that guy just said is bullshit - It's a fact - My Cousin Vinny - Yeah yeah yeah - You on drugs? - You're getting fucked, one way or the other

National Lampoon's Vacation | Roll em up

Natural Born Killers | Don't think, you're a fucking idiot - Reign of terror - You ain't seen nothing yet

Office Space | Fuckin A - I have people skills

Orgazmo | I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing

Petey Wheatstraw | Now you know how powerful the devil is... - Who was that man? That's Lucifer, ol' Satan himself. I knew it

Pirates of the Caribbean | You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of

Predator | You son of a bitch

Private Parts | I grow on you like a fungus - The only thing on my mind Jean was pussy

Rabbit Seasoning | You're despicable

Rounders | I feel so unsatisfied

Rush Hour | Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? - No bullshit - Rush Hour

Russian Rhapsody | I'm only three and a half years old

Scary Movie 2 | Fuck this

Scary Movie | But wait, there's more

She-Devil | Fancy shmancy

Short Circuit II | Benjamin

Spaceballs | Barfolomew - Hot! Too hot - Out of Order. Fuck. Even in the future nothing works

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back | I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further

Starship Troopers | Would you like to know more?

Starsky & Hutch | Do it, do it

Superman II | Kneel before Zod

Superstar | Superstar

Talladega Nights | The Magic Man. Now you see me, now you don't.

Terminator 2 | No problemo

Terminator | I'll be back

The Addams Family | Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full - Show time

The Dictator | HIV Aladeen

The Goonies | Baruch attah

The Hebrew Hammer | Merry Christmas niggas and a happy Jew year

The Hot Chick | Soak my panties

The Lone Chipmunks | ::Dale crying as money flies away::

The Ten Commandments | I bring lamb's blood, to mark the doorposts and lintel

The Warriors | Can you dig it?

The Waterboy | Gentleman which brings me to my next point, don't smoke crack - You can do it

The Wedding Singer | Whoopitee doo

The Witches of Eastwick | I always like a little pussy after lunch, what do you say?

There's Something About Mary | Have you, have you seen my baseball?

Tommy Boy | Fat guy in a little coat - What'd you do?

Total Recall | Hey man, I got five kids to feed

Trading Places | Happy New Year - Merry New Year

Training Day | My nigga

Wayne's World | Ancient Chinese secret - Thank you

We're the Millers | I do know what you're saying

Wedding Crashers | Cause I find you - You shut your mouth when you're talking to me

Weird Science | Cringe - Who is this Gary character?

What About Bob | A vacation from my problems - Don't you understand this man is crazy? - Free!

White Chicks | Bask in the ambiance - Sorry, my tongue is kind of big - White meat only

Who Framed Roger Rabbit? | Dear Jessica - Thanks, I needed that

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory | Etcetera etcetera - You lose! Good day sir!

Zoolander | I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

A Million Ways to Die in the West

It's a circle

My tree

My whole life is a darkroom

Nice beaver

Scotty

The Hot Chick

There's no crying in baseball

We have stairs!